| Ambulance: A good sign for a bad situation. |
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| Life is simply a series of actions and thoughts. |
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| Stress is a series of uncomfortable perceptions. |
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| You know you're getting old when your idea of playing with kids is playing dead. |
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| I don't think "funny as hell" is quite relevant. It should be "funny as farts". |
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| Trite quote tweaks are cliche. |
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| If I EVER find anyone that sends junk mail I swear I'd love to strap them up and make them listen to William Hung 24/7 for 2 months straight. |
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| Just keep your eye on a goal, and the everyday tasks will simply be milestones in its achievement. |
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| Do something major; define an era. |
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| Great things are rarely forgotten; be them for good or bad. |
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| Just remember, there's a solution to everything except death and taxes; and the two are not mutually exclusive. |
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| We may only be grains of sand on a beach relative to the size of the universe, but have you ever seen one of those grains of sand catch the sun and sparkle? |
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| With emoticons becoming an integral part of online communication, will you soon be able to look up smiley faces in Websters? :) ;-) |
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| I'm so unlucky: With the odds at 1 to 10, I lost 100 while 100 others won every time. |
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| Money buys luxury. Saving money provides for luxury. |
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| Why do I get the feeling that 30 years working on computers will feel twice as exhausting as 20 years of working in the coal mines? |
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| Giving advice to a depressed pessimistic is like trying to light a candle in a dark windy tunnel. |
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